Get famous and awarded

Some people may think it is a work of frustration ( as we call 'work of fiction' etc ) by a man who never received any award, or to be more specific, who is not worth any reward. Whatever the people say, this is a plan to get yourself and some more like you a good amount of fame. And as money attracts money, fame also attracts fame. So when you follow this plan, you will achieve more and more fame.

Some people may thing it is work of a jobless man who has ample of time. But let me tell you, fame doesnt come for free. You must pay in some form to get it. Here we are to pay in terms of time. It is slow but steady apporach and as the turtle wins, we will also win.

The plan needs around 22-25 like-minded people, ready to play it patiently for 20-25 years. Getting fame-seeking people should not be difficult. Little difficult may be to get like-minded and still more difficult could be to make them wait for 20-25 years. But let me assure you, the wait would be worth it. Everyone would be famous by end of 25 years. Some would achieve it early, some late.

This is how the plan executes. Make a group of 22-25 people as above. Decide name of a award. It can be anything. Decide on purpose of award. This also can be anything, everyone is going to get this award irrespective of whether there is any relevance. Deciding both of above things would not be difficult, all of them are like-minded, remember? Then make a commette of around 20-22 people from it. Those who would be left out of the commette would be rewarded first. The commette would be a Panel of Judges (PJ). They would declare award to the ones outside the commette. Publicize the award in newspapers and television. Many will be ready to publish it as 'Breaking News'. Do a grand 'Award Ceremony'. Everyone from the group would contribute towards funds for publicity and function whether awardee or judge. Remember, fame comes only at a price. And since everyone is like-minded they wont fight on who-should-pay-how-much. Awardees would of course pay more so that they dont leave the group after getting award.

Once the award function is over, everyone of the group does there normal work for a year. Most of them do nothing, as thats what they were doing before the formation of group. But it doesnt matter. Everyone has got some fame. Some as respected memeber of PJ, some as respected reciepents of the award.

Next year, form the commette again. This time last year's awardee(s) are part of the PJ and someone from old PJ is now out of the PJ. Reason for being out of PJ can be anything - he was out of town when PJ formed, he wanted be rewarded this year, he was out for a job interview, busy witn own marriage... anything... absolutely anything.

The PJ declares award to the out-of-PJ person(s) this year. Again same publicity. This year you can mention the name of previous esteemed awardees. More fotos, more breaking news.

Cycle continues for 20-25 years, till everyone has got the award. The award and awardees are now famous. Everyone has contributed to the fund equally and received same awad. No one had to do any special thing for achieving the award ( only the group knows this insideer information) other than some monetory expences. Moreover, if someone from the awardees really achieves something in this period, you can always boast that we had seen the potential of the person long before he achieved this thing.

The trick lies in keeping the group together for 20-25 years, but then, u see, they were all like-minded. They will remain in the group.

Now everyone is happy, satisfied and famous.